I would love a Christmas Supernatural episode where Sam, Dean, Cas, Charlie, Garth, Kevin and a bunch of other hunters and other people are sitting down for dinner in the bunker and pulling crackers and everyone’s happy and maybe Crowley’s chained up under the table or something and they’re feeding him scraps idk
Things I Say While Driving
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.
- Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
How are you so amazing and the best girlfriend in the world?
Asked by f22raptor311
Aww, you’re giving me too much credit, sailor. ;) But you make me a better person.